Friday, November 30, 2007

leisures....


Here we are discussing different kinds of leisures one can have in office hours... mind well, if you are a SI.. u will feel tht the blog has been written by a NI.yeah its very true...cos we feel tht u r here for work.. n we are here for taking the credits for ur work...but dear..... u n me cant help it... so go bak to wrk...u hav loads to finish...m
bak to my topic...

1)Material minders:so anxious to earn and save money, they believe leisure should be utilised for supplementing ones earning.they are busy vth stocks n markets... u can hav a market analysis prima facie ata a glance frm their face...there is no difference between their regular working day and a holiday.u can find them gvn tips to others on money matters and hw much they made in the bulls.


2)New joinees: prefer to spend time in gossipp, scandalous talk,personal, defamatory or libellous conversation,outright censure and condemnation of everyone else, not excluding their own team members, leads and other colleagues as they dnt hav a system or a seat.. u can find them wandering here and there.

3) Regulars: They prefer surfing the net, chatting, & gossipping.They are the people who let the internet traffic rally...unless n untill their montir is full of of hundreds windows or their system is jus hangd.. or they recieve a secutrity warning from admin they wnt stop...they simply go the virtual way...they try all the proxies available... as they have nethng to do...


4) TPs :They prefer spending their leisure time on other's desk jus like my colleague is here on my desk... my Pl on manager's desk and my manger is at PDs desk... and the same hierarchy is followed..


5)Snoozers: They prefer sleeping....if possible on desk... ladies in rest rooms... some in canteeen... where ever it is possible without affectn ur appraisal ratings...


n i m not commenting on motherly and fatherly people who are busy with house hold discussions of kaamwali, electrician, sabjiwali and plumbers...they are busy using the sarkari phone for all house hold issues.. calling their wives, hubbies... kids....in laws and what not...


6)Bloggers:
now let us com to blogging... a big world of fokat people... after orkut and other SNWs , i feel ths is the next generation discussion forum... n seriously i meant it.....following is the normal blogger's schedule.. as orkut n most of SNWs are blocked.... this is one other option.


->some like to just comment....they r nt interested in the subject.. its their friend's blog and the link is sent to them only for commentn n they hav to comment.... thts it... watever the content is....

->some go the quantitative way in blogging.... they jus blog to increase their profile visits....and are known for the comments other scribble for them....

->some like to show their knowledge data base on cricket, current affairs... while some fools try to show their vocab power....word power made easy was nt sufficient for this species... they need barrons n all other form of dictionaries to show their skills....precisely my kinda people.

->some jus blog becos somone else had blog....

->some prefer reading someone else's stupid blogs( mite b they r unable to put their own thots into cacography).Thts wat i feel u r doin now....

Tell me if i miss ur type.....


Damnit!!! i cant understand y u people dnt like to work......

u r gettn paid for this?????

1 comment:

Vaibhav Karandikar said...

after reading what all ppl do I also did same,means trying to search me in any of the catogery.but what is this?I not belongs to any single of it bcoz I felt I fit in all of them now.haan till 26th Jan (I write first blog) I was not in last 2. But now I am in all of them.
& haan now I understand key of Vocabulary.